Gordie’s Midday Gossip: Kids want to know

Google shared a bunch of stats on the top things Americans have been googling about “adults.” So, likely the top questions KIDS are asking about us.

Here are the top five questions that start with “Why are adults so [blank]?”

1. “Why are adults so mean?”

2. “Why are adults so obsessed with Disney?”

3. “Why are adults so stupid?”

4. “Why are adults so tired?”

5. “Why are adults so condescending to kids?”

Here are the top questions that start with “Why are adults ALWAYS [blank]?”

1. “Why are adults always so happy?”

2. “Why are adults always late to trends?”

3. “Why are adults always tired?”

4. “Why are adults always busy?”

5. “Why are adults always so unreasonable?”