Gordie's Midday Gossip - Your Job Could Be making you Ugly

A New Calculator Will Tell You How “Ugly” Your Job is Making You?

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Some people worry about their jobs being stressful . . . or dangerous . . . or SOUL-SUCKING. But here’s something new to worry about: It could also be making you UGLY. A skincare clinic has created an online test, which will calculate how your workday may be AGING YOUR SKIN . . . based on aspects like “shift patterns, regular hours, working location, stress levels, and physical activity.”

They say they based this “calculator” on actual scientific studies . . . but it’s basically just a simple questionnaire, where you’re asked about stuff like: How long you’re sitting in front of a computer, and how many hours you’re putting in. It looks like there are FOUR possible results: Minor . . . moderate . . . severe . . . and extreme aging. That makes you REALLY ugly, with thinning gray hair, frown lines, poor posture, sun spots, saggy skin, jowls, and undereye bags.

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